Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
Meanwhile
View Larger There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.
Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
i thought that thing was a sad armadillo
the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out
(Source: theoddgifdump)
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from vaspim
Whenever you’re up late and you’re wondering if you should eat or not, just listen to this. I love you.
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
(Source: maggielawson)
